Liverpool Tats

Now that Meireles (THE PORTUGUESE HIPSTER WHO MAKES ME ______________) has left Liverpool for FUCKING CHELSEA (seriously Raul, seriously?) I am left with SKRTEL and AGGER.

Skrtel I'll get down with any day. If you know me, you know my propensity for crazy faced Slovakians.

Agger though? Ehhh.. I'll pass.

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Players no one cares about but I still think are really hot and I can't explain why.

Stephen Hunt. Maybe because he's Irish?

what my dreams are made of

Jackie Boy Shirtless

Jackie Boy

What is hotter than a barely legal, soon to be dad, billionaire in the making?

Nagatomo

My Sunday Morning.

A pint of Guinness and a Kuyt hat trick is all you need.

(except I don't actually drink Guinness, and ~mi corazon~ belongs to Suarez)

And the most delicious eggs florentine ever. Four Courts is definitely the place to be for EPL.

Oh, and of course, this.

Look at these two! Saying "i luv u" to eachother in Dutch and shit. ADORABLE!

Torres who?

I Am Switching Loyalties.

I just can't say no to Andy Carroll and Luis Suarez.

Soccer Movies

I haven't written about soccer in months. I've been watching EPL almost every weekend and especially Sundays at Four Courts, but I haven't been inspired to write about anything. Soon though.

I just watched The Damned United, a movie about England's greatest manager, Brian Clough. Michael Sheen, the actor that plays Brian Clough happens to look a lot like Donagh, the bartender at O'Sulley's, the "other" Irish bar. (relevance? none)

The Damned United is a great movie, but what soccer movie isn't? OK, nvm, Goal with Kuno Becker was pretty terrible. This movie is all about bromance, the guys that really hold the power in English football, and a "cocky little twat from the northeast." Clough is such a lovable prick, he can really only be from England.

And the clips from the 70s are fantastic (as are the booty shorts the players wore back then.)

Point is... watch it.