I Am Switching Loyalties.

I just can't say no to Andy Carroll and Luis Suarez.

Soccer Movies

I haven't written about soccer in months. I've been watching EPL almost every weekend and especially Sundays at Four Courts, but I haven't been inspired to write about anything. Soon though.

I just watched The Damned United, a movie about England's greatest manager, Brian Clough. Michael Sheen, the actor that plays Brian Clough happens to look a lot like Donagh, the bartender at O'Sulley's, the "other" Irish bar. (relevance? none)

The Damned United is a great movie, but what soccer movie isn't? OK, nvm, Goal with Kuno Becker was pretty terrible. This movie is all about bromance, the guys that really hold the power in English football, and a "cocky little twat from the northeast." Clough is such a lovable prick, he can really only be from England.

And the clips from the 70s are fantastic (as are the booty shorts the players wore back then.)

Point is... watch it.

Hottest Goals of the Weekend

Chicharito, diving header for Man U.

Zlatan, backwards bicycle kick for AC Milan.

And another Chelsea loss... fantastic.

Gerrard, You Are God. Crissy, GO HOME.

Today, Gerrard, the one man team, showed us all that Liverpool still has what it takes to come back from the disastershitfuck that was Gillette and Hicks.

I saw Napoli fans with "MARADONA, EL MAS GRANDE" signs... Sorry guys. Get over it. Gerrard es el mas grande. In my eyes, Gerrard is the Titanic captain.

In Champions, AC Milan put up a good fight against the little pricks of Real Madrid. (I still have much love for the deadly Argentinian combo of Higuain and Di Maria.) Inzaghi came in as a sub and scored two goals. I still spent most of the time wondering if PIPPO has lip injections... or if he's at least had some work done. His lip doesn't seem this jacked anymore.

And here's a video of Ronaldo's ridiculous faking during the game... God, somebody ACTUALLY hurt him already. EUFA is on youtube's nuts for copyright stuff. This video was posted 20 minutes ago and might be gone by tomorrow.

Hot Managers

A bit more seasoned, regardless of less grey hair...

And the AC Milan suit is just way hotter...

Move over, Guardiola. Massimiliano Allegri is the hottest manager of the Champion's.

Also, Italian Catholic>Spanish Catholic any day.

I Wish All Men Looked Like This in Court

Andy Carroll con su carita de inocente...

He scored the winning goal on Saturday v. West Ham.

Thoughts on the Man City v. Arsenal game?

Captain of Ajax...